Bad day? Don't think so.

• Me (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?
• GOD: Sure.
• Me: Promise you won't get mad?
• GOD: I promise.
• Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
• GOD: What do you mean?
• Me: Well I woke up late,
• GOD: Yes.
• Me: My car took forever to start,
• GOD: Okay....
• Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait
• GOD: Hmmmm..
• Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call
• GOD: All right.
• Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
• GOD: Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
• Me (humbled): Oh...
• GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might have hit you if you were on the road.
• Me (ashamed): ............
• GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
• Me (embarrassed): Oh.....
• GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
• Me (softly): I see God.
• GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
• Me: I'm sorry God.
• GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the good and the bad
• Me: I will trust you God.
• GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan
• Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
• GOD: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.